i can watch this for hours
fuck you and your steady hand :’(
sorry for the porn
this is so soothing
come to your fathers arms child
Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.
please don’t ever fuckin text me at four am i stg
I’ll be dead asleep at 4 am, so please text me then cause i will wake up with the biggest, dumbest smile on my face when i see i have a text from you in the morning
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
Just bull things.
i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords.
Avis Iaponice loquitur!
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
Baby. Let’s get out the good china.
my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead